67 Lesbian Pickup Line Ideas – Level Up Your Game!

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Here’s a list of what we consider some of the best lesbian pickup lines. Some are clean and cute while others go for laughs, but all will leave you feeling flirty! Good luck out there ladies – have fun with it (and each other)!

  1. A vibrant red lipstick would look delicious on your thighs.
  2. I can’t wait to see your beautiful lips wrapped around me.
  3. Wow! You’re rocking that outfit. I wish I had the guts to wear something like that.
    I don’t know how you do it, but wow–you look fantastic in whatever clothes you put on your body and make them all stylish too?
  4. You’re wearing sunglasses, so I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
  5. In the food world, nothing is straight. A long noodle can be boiled and tossed with oil to make a sauce for pasta salad or stir fry that’s anything but bland.
    The spaghetti metaphor has been around since at least 1977 when it was used by American comedian Redd Foxx in his comedy album “You’re All I Need” as part of an extended analogy about how people react when they find out someone else doesn’t share their viewpoint on something: he said that if you tell somebody who hates divorce what your opinion is (that every marriage should last until death), then there’s going to be some clashin’ opinions because “He thinks noodles are just like rice.”
  6. I don’t think you’re the type of person who would be interested in what I’m about to tell.
    -It’s like when spaghetti is cooked and wet, it changes its shape into a more fluid form that can move easily on your fork. That’s how love works too: by staying with someone enough time for them to become less rigid around their feelings and values
  7. Roses are red, your underwear is lace. Take them off and I’ll make all of your dreams come true!
  8. Have you met me?
    If I were gay, would Straight still be an issue? If being with someone of the same gender is wrong then what about two people from different genders. Am I not good enough for them or are they just into experimenting more than anything else and that’s why we’re together now but it won’t last forever because there’ll always be something missing even if my partner changes their mind in a few years time when he/she has finally found themselves again. There have been plenty of times where one person thinks things will never change and this ends up happening before so am sure eventually everything falls back to normalcy no matter how much effort either party puts in sometimes though breaking-up might actually make way for better relationships down the
  9. You’re the only person I’m attracted to.
    A Straight guy like you is so rare these days and that’s exactly why we need more of them in this world.
  10. I will slay the vampires tonight.
  11. I have a list of things to do before my shift starts, but hunting vampires is number one.
    I need to feed the dog and get Theo’s homework done by tonight so he can focus on other subjects tomorrow morning. I’m going for an early night because we are in the final stretch!
  12. Women are a powerful force that can only be fully realized when we work together.
  13. Women are stronger when they work together, and if you want to get the most out of life then what better way than by sticking thigh-to-thigh with a woman.
  14. You make me go all crazy and wild, like I was when we first met.
    I feel a mad rush of excitement with you that floods my senses every time they touch your skin.
  15. It’s hard to think with you around.
  16. You’re the hottest person in this great, big world.
  17. You’re the hottest person in this room.
    Catch my eye and I’ll make it worth your while.
  18. I spent countless summer days playing Tetris on my old Game Boy. I can make it fit, no problem!
  19. I never miss an opportunity to play a good game, and Tetris is no exception.
    I’ve been playing these games since I was just a tot so the pieces all fit together really well for me.
  20. If I was Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.
  21. I’m curious if you’re one of the people who couldn’t stop smoking after getting their lungs cancer diagnosed.
  22. I would honestly offer you a cigarette, but I guess it’s time to get something for your throat.
  23. I feel like my insides are on the outside today. Do you want to know what’s going on with me?
  24. I thought I was feeling myself for a while, but now it’s just not the same.
  25. There’s only one way to find out.
    Are you some kind of highway? ‘Cause I want to ride with you all night long.
  26. So is your name Highway? I want to ride it all night long.
  27. Who’s long, hard and can cum? That cucumber. Think of it this way: they both seem like such a good idea until you try them out!
  28. What’s long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumbers. But I like the way you think!
  29. We have a new contest we’re trying out. We need to borrow your policy, and if you win this challenge then I’m sure it’ll be successful!
    We’ve been having so much fun with our contests lately that now someone’s challenging us for an enlargement competition over here- but not just any ordinary one like before; this time they want to see how well the policies from other companies work in ours too. If you can help give them something good by donating some of yours or passing along what comes naturally (haha), then there might be more chances for success than usual because everyone is going up against each other at once rather than separately as was always done before.
  30. We are having an enlargement contest over here. I bet it would be really hard to beat my record, so a policy might not even help!
  31. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree but I’ll catch your every plummet with my heart.
  32. Do you want to know what’s my favorite lipstick? It’s the one that complements your lips and makes them pop.
  33. Come explore the unknown with me because you know I will always have your back.
  34. You’re so Christmasy, I can’t wait to make merry with you.
  35. I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, I won’t stop trying until we find one that suits both of us.
  36. Jean may not always be on the ball, but she knows how to make someone’s day.
  37. My ideal body weight is the same as yours.
  38. You are alluring, and I couldn’t resist. What is your name?
  39. You’re a rebel like me. I can tell by the way you shoot that arrow and how you spark up all of Panem’s other districts when they see your fiery passion in action!
  40. Nice legs…I can’t help but notice you’re looking for some action, and I’m willing to oblige. Let me know what time would work best!
  41. I hope you’re referring to the bar. It just opened!
  42. You and I are the same size so let’s see if this bra matches.
    I know that we’re both a 34C because when you tried on my shirt, it fit perfectly!
  43. Oh, you’re straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot then all of a sudden the whole world’s your oyster shellfish!
  44. I’m not sure what kind of crazy things you’re into, but I don’t think that’s for me.
  45. I have a thing for you, I like it.
  46. For you, I’m 50 shades of gay.
  47. Seduced by her charm, I will tease you on the table and do my homework.
  48. I’ll show you how to solve the world’s most difficult problems; I’ll try my best not to make any mistakes.
  49. The squirrel begs for the tree to let him store his nuts in its hole, promising that he’ll clean up any mess. The forest’s animals are always looking for a place to hide their food from other predators and so they gladly oblige if only because it means less competition when hunting season comes around again.
  50. If I were a squirrel and you, like some trees in the forest of my backyard -pun unintended- would you let me store my nuts?
  51. Your love makes me feel like I can do anything.
  52. I feel so low and empty sometimes, but then I think of you. You’ve been such a bright light in my life that shines through the darkness with every passing day; making me want to be more like you. Thank-you for being there when all else seems lost.
  53. You have a fifty-fifty chance of head or tails.
  54. I hope you’re not a vegetarian because we’re gonna tear into some juicy, mouth-watering meat.
  55. Ever heard the phrase give me your middle finger and I’ll send you a peace sign? This is why.
  56. Give me a thumbs-up and I’ll give you two fingers in return.
  57. Straight? Just like spaghetti is until it’s wet.
  58. They call me coffee because I grind so fine and you can’t sleep without a cup of my beans.
  59. They call me coffee because I can’t sleep at night, and always drink it after 3 a.m!
  60. If we were a book, I bet our climax would be unforgettable.
  61. I’m sure you would remember our climax for a long time. We’ve got twists and turns that no other book can compare to, character development like none seen before in literature, and an ending that will leave your heart racing until the very end!
  62. No wonder you’re always salty – your blood couldn’t be more sodium fine.
  63. I’d love to have you too! I could show up at your place with a dozen doughnuts just like that.
  64. I’ve been to a few bakeries around the area, but I don’t think any of them have what you’re looking for.
  65. I live in a world of two, where I am one person and you are the other. This is what it’s like on Black Friday at my house: all clothes will be 100% off!
  66. You’re butt dialing me, right? Every time I see your booty it calls to me.
  67. I swear you’re butt dialling, because I can feel your ass calling me.

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Last thoughts

If you’re feeling nervous about initiating a pickup line with someone of the opposite sex, know that it’s incredibly common. After all, there is not enough representation in LGBTQ+ media, and homophobia still exists.

If you are hesitant to initiate a conversation or flirtation because they might be uncomfortable talking to people outside their comfort zone – don’t worry! It happens more often than we think but thankfully things have been changing over time as society becomes increasingly accepting of those who identify differently from what mainstream culture considers normal: after all diversity makes our world better right?

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